just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Is it because I queefed?
It was confusing and full of hummus
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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