i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it because I queefed?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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