Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
