Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
worst night to have a conscience
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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