Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
