so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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