Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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