Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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