when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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