I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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