That's when you crack a 10am beer
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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