would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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