Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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