called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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