thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
