We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
