Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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