i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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