ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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