google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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