I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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