Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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