Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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