Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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