So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
