I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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