dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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