So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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