it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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