did you get engaged???
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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