so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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