I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
