i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
