Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
