whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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