Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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