gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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