what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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