Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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