no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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