I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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