So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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