so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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