exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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