If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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