What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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