okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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