Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My legs feel like baby dolphins
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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