Its about making memories worth repressing
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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