Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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